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Tuesday, May 29, 2007
The ZOMBIE programming language:
Introduction
ZOMBIE is a programming language designed for Necromancers, particularly evil ones. (Actually, what other sorts are there?) ZOMBIE is an acronym, and stands for Zombie-Oriented Machine-Being Interface Engine.
Design Principles
- The language should allow the necromancer to animate dead bodies, summon and control spirits, and solve any computable problem.
- There should be sensible guarantees against overwriting system memory, monopolising CPU cycles, and releasing malicious entities into the world.
- The language must be inherently evil.
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