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From around the world and around the web, it’s ZOMBIES ON THE MARCH!

DATELINE NEW YORK! Zombies shamble down the catwalk as French designer Henri LaPlaine unveils his new spring line with an undead fashion show! Hope Bony Bonnie still has an arm for those sleeves, Henri!

MALIBU BEACH! Throw another brain on the bonfire! After the announcement by CalPolyTech that the undead cannot be destroyed by drowning, whole beaches of teen surfers are killing themselves to return as the ultimate surfing monsters—giving a whole new meaning to the term “hang ten”!

NEWS FOR THE LIVING: Those of us among the bright and breathing are starting to worry about whether or not we’ll still have power to run our air conditioners on those hot summer days! Luckily, correspondent Cecil Adams and the Straight Dope have the answer--will the zombiepocalypse knock out the power grid? (via Boing Boing)