Words for the wise from the mouth of a fool.

Sunday, May 30, 2004

LAWYER: Well now we come to the zombie's share of the proceeds… (reading will) To zombie, I hereby bequeath, 40% of all my cash holdings… approximately 1.1 billion dollars.

ZOMBIE: Brains!

LAWYER: ahem… (reading) the east coast hotels…. three in florida… two in new york… the casino in Atlantic City…

ZOMBIE: Brains!

LAWYER: Oh, and a bed and breakfast in Cape Cod. I've actually stayed there. It's lovely.

ZOMBIE: Brains!


The Zombie Reading of the Will Sketch (via Making Light)


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