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Wednesday, June 04, 2003
"Books, contact cleaner, glasses, CD player," the guard says looking through my bag, "um, what's in these?" he says, holding up two overstuffed bank bags.
"Money from the convention I was just at." I reply.
"How much money? And can you please open them for me?" He asks.
"Uh, tens of thousands of dollars and no I can't, I don't have a key." I say.
"How did you lock them?" He asks.
"I got them from someone who had a key and I'll give them to someone at the office who has a key." I say.
"We need them opened to prove it." He says.
"You can cut them open." I suggest.
"Why do you want us to cut them open?" He says suspiciously.
Jon had a weekend of commerce and adventure, and relates it entertainingly on his blog.
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