11:24 AM
Gawker (via Choire) reports that these posters have been showing up all over Manhattan, commenting "You're not going to be famous" is probably the single most depressing thing you could say to most people under the age of 35 in Manhattan."

I take comfort in the knowledge that at least one part of the poster doesn't apply to me. (That's right; my new life as a rock star begins three weeks from Tuesday.)