3:02 PM
Sure, you could listen to the Man's line on the official Kool-Aid website, where they say there are only ten flavors. But there are brave rebels out there fighting the eternal struggle against corporate whitewashing of the past, and they remember Eerie Orange. They remember Blue Moon Berry. They remember Wildberry Tea.

And donning hooded red cloaks they slide through the night across damp cobblestones to gather in hidden, shadowed halls where they kneel before statues of Edwin Perkins, and over their minions' grim chanted chorus of OHYEAH-OHYEAH-OHYEAH-OHYEAH they whisper in unison:

"We remember Root Beer Kool-Aid."

All of which is really just a way to direct you toward the Kool Aid Photo Archive. Check it out.

For more obsessive detail (how to dye your hair with Kool-Aid! How to make Kool-Aid Play Dough! How to clean solenoid valves with Kool Aid! Kool-Aid Toast! Kool-Aid Man Fanfic!), don't miss the the Kool-Aid FAQ.

If you aren't tired of Kool-Aid links yet, you can always read about:

• That strange era of advertising where the Monkees, Bugs Bunny, NERF, joy buzzers, snakes-in-a-can, and Slinger frisbees all came together in the service of Kool-Aid
  
• The Kool-Aid Museum Exhibit
  
• Kool-Aid as a tool for romance
  
• Taste-testing Kool-Aid versus chalk
  
• The Adventures of Kool-Aid Man (full disclosure: I actually have a couple of these buried somewhere in my comic collection.)
  
• Tossin' down K-A Science with some chromatographic separation
  
• And, of course, the Atari 2600 Kool-Aid Man game

No, I didn't expect to post so many Kool-Aid links either. But the Google search just keep turning up wonderful strangeness...