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Words for the wise from the mouth of a fool. |
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Tuesday, April 01, 2003
Finally got the last line of cops to let me through (after endless "If this is a real ticket, why aren't you in a limo?" questions. I explained I was a writer. "Then where's your Jetta?" Broke down a few blocks away. "I see." They let me in but warned me not to beg gas money from anyone) and made it to the red carpet. Jeff Wolverton, writer of this year's Best Animated Short, attended the Oscars and recaps hilariously. Do I get an Oscar statuette? No, I was the writer. Do I get the envelope? No, I was the writer. A certificate? No, I was the writer. Do I get anything at all? Yes, I do (swiped one of those fancy boxes of mints they had near the bathroom.)
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