1:06 AM
Just one of the things they don't teach in library school:

"How to explain that no, there is no way a cat could have gotten into the building, crawled into the front desk bookdrop, opened her plastic bag, urinated on her books, closed the plastic bag, and escaped, sight unseen."

(As a single-reader aside, JP should note the use of the word "smacktard" about halfway down the page, as well as the 473 results in a Google search.)