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Tuesday, October 01, 2002
"In our top story, today the Army's elite G.I. Joe team staged a raid on the home of supermodel Barbie Dahl. Dahl's residence, once called "a dream home" by Architectural Digest, was now found to be a dirty hovel home only to the crack addicts and Dahl's one-time boyfriend. Real estate agents have downgraded the home's value severely from its once-fantastic $79.99 asking price pending repairs. In the meantime, the Joe team is being allowed to use the building as their headquarters in the War on Drugs. Dahl's publicist had no comment, but said he relationship between her client and the man in residence had 'ended long ago'."
True story. See related MeFi conversation for prooflinks and commentary.
In related news, Teresa points out that Jesus is a GI Joe. Or is it the other way around?
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