1:20 PM
I noticed that I was hit with a Google search for "Bad emoticons" this morning, and I'm disappointed to see that I rank only second in the search. Therefore, I would like to present:

The Official Bad Emoticon Collection*

Man withdrawing money from ATM: BB--o()*

Bus driver who hates cookies: LL8vv#!!!!

Cat struggling to understand a difficult passage in Heidegger's Basic Problems of Phenomenology: &f~

Little girl thinking of pecans: Ss..=>

A hydrophobic magician's assistant: 6==(/u\)==p

Secretary from the Southern Poverty Law Center after
three beers: rrQ : &^ZN

Record store clerk told he has to work overtime
again: ttttttto

Walter Cronkite interviewing Joey Ramone: )@=****|/

My sister eating really hot peppers: Hh8?re#

Juggler getting a divorce: ---jO@^vX

* Note that all emoticons are bad and that these are presented for entertainment purposes only.