11:21 AM
There was this fake Christmas tree that I didn't have room to keep in my storage unit. So I just, like, left it in the garage. I mean, we're all friends and neighbors around the building.

Now, today, it's all gone and stuff.

What are we going to do next Arbor Day? And the kids are crushed--they were really looking forward to celebrating some new holiday called Fistomas (I don't know either; must be one of those multicultural holidays they teach them about in school when they should be learning long division.)

I'm sure we'll muddle through somehow.