9:45 AM
A bit of a problem here, as our local power grid took a dive on Saturday, leading to server issues, giving rise to what is known in the technical parlance as "a dead hard drive". To know the true extent of our quandry, that drive has to be replaced. Which means I'm making a trip to Chicago. Now. So fun later, folks.

UPDATE: New server drive acquired. You may now commence having fun by generating your own rap single.