10:24 AM
So let me get this straight...

Nintendo is making a giant bowl of spaghetti...and they want you to dress up as Mario and compete for the opportunity to jump into it.

I leave it as an exercise to the always-astute OD reader to determine precisely where this plan will go horribly awry*.

* By the way, this also comes up on the first page of results for a Google search on "horribly awry". Coincidence? I know of at least one OD reader who could tell us for certain...