2:18 PM
"Why don't you tell your brother he's not a chicken?" "Because we need the eggs." Yeah, we've all heard that one.

I suppose it helps explain why people are keeping cows as pets--they need the milk (or possibly the steaks, as the end of the story points out, making it the Most Macabre Pet Story Evar.) (And thanks to Chad for the link; go lust after his MAME cabinet.)