1:41 PM
Sometimes you just have to go to the Times of India to hear important news. Best line: "Earl Hemminger, one of the four State Department workers who used their lunch hour to come up with Chip Gizmo's name..." Because we wouldn't want to think that they were wasting the country's time daydreaming about Beetle Bailey, right? Of course, I have to wonder if they signed one of those agreements where the U.S. owns any ideas they come up with while in government employ...