12:13 PM


Okay! House on the Rock pictures ready for your perusal. First, a few for you low-bandwidth peoples:

• Dynamite is born!
  
• Where do you buy your groceries?
  
• Get a token, buy a hillbilly.
  
• At JP's request, HitlerMoses.jpg
  
• Horse bites horse!
  
• It's a long walk through the House.
  
• Look out for lions and tigers...
  
• If only I had found this when I was looking for SA-ready image macros...
  
• Would you buy a cart from this man?
  
• When Bear fights Eagles, who will win?

And now, better pictures that are hopefully worth the bigger download (250-450K) for the larger size and image quality--and all of them are desktop ready!

• Ye Olde Apothecary
  
• ...and the Apothecary at night
  
• Don't mess with an Army of 50 Clowns.
  
• Won't anyone save the bear from the evil machinations of the monkey?
  
• Wooden Saint Bernard
  
• Enormous Bowling Ball Clock
  
• A miniature circus
  
• The robot band of the circus
  
• The secret lair of the Phantom of the House
  
• I don't know what it is, but it might save your life!
  
• (Okay, this was taken as a camera test before I left the office...)
  
• A giant pot with dragons crawling on it.
  
• In the midst of the madness, a calming garden.
  
• Gasmask. (My current desktop.)
  
• A life-sized model of a geisha.
  
• Outside the House.
  
• The Gladiator Band.
  
• The innate sense of style possessed by the people behind the House is stunning (in one way or another).
  
• Saw this and thought it would make a nice desktop.
  
• One of my goals when I went to the house: to get a good desktop image of nothing but carousel horses.
  
• Jugs.
  
• Kettle drums that play themselves.
  
• A leering centaur
  
• Random machinery (and there's a lot of it around the House.)
  
• Masquerade
  
• The monkey beckons--and you must heed!
  
• The Old Miser attempts to repent on his deathbed, but it's hard with skeletons dancing around your bed...
  
• Another image taken for no reason other than to be a desktop
  
• He's a buccaneer! He's a horse! He's BOTH--he's a pirate centaur!
  
• Get the best pistol rocket on the market--the Schermuly Pistol Rocket!
  

Fingers weary from linking; a dozen more pictures to come shortly...

LATER:Okay, here come the rest. Sorry if the descriptions aren't all that great; I'm not feeling well...

• Another giant pot.
  
• Model ship rigging.
  
• An armored saber-toothed tiger. (and after a day at House on the Rock, you're so numb to weirdness that you almost feel normal typing something like that.)
  
• A robot saxophone.
  
• Scrimshaw.
  
• The Silk Purse.
  
• If this gnome is so spooky wearing a mask, imagine what he looks like without it...
  
• Bronze and Birch.
  
• St. George charges into battle against a tongue.
  
• Old stock (taken for period typography fans.)
  
• Also taken for typography fans, yet still interesting to examine and debate whether or not there are still tapeworms in the bottles.
  
• The spirits of the damned cry out from each of his completed works....
  
• I just like that one end of the Zephyrian's race was in "Dorking".

...and that's it. I have a few more pictures, and higher quality/super-larger versions of all the above. Drop me an email if you're interested.