6:48 PM
"The researchers say performing oral sex is twice as risky as receiving oral sex. When compared to receiving oral sex, insertive vaginal sex is 10 times more risky, insertive anal sex 13 times more dangerous, receptive vaginal sex 20 times more hazardous, and receptive anal sex 100 times more perilous. "

Why do I provide that quote from this news story? Pick your own reason:

1) A burning concern obcession with public health issues;
2) Not enough hits on Ober Dicta by Google-using pornsurfers;
3) I like to showcase occurances of thesaurus usage by reporters.

Yeah, I'd probably pick that last one too.