1:06 PM
Quoth Dr. Seuss:

One of my favorite games is Ring the Gack.
So I keep a large Gack at my house, in the back.
The way that you play is, you throw a large ring,
Then the Gack tries to stick his whole head through the thing.

You must get your ring on the Gack's neck to win,
So it helps if your Gack has a head that is thin.
My Gack is quite good, and he really tries hard
To catch all the rings as they fly 'round the yard

My Gack is so patient he'll sit there all day.
He doesn't care how many times that we play.
He will sit still for weeks, till the games are all through.
I couldn't sit quietly that long. Could you?

Man, I wish I'd paid attention in my college psychology courses so I could understand that. I think it's Freudian or something.