4:09 PM
If I may pull my favorite bit from last night's State of the Union address:

For too long our culture has said, ``If it feels good, do it.'' Now America is embracing a new ethic and a new creed: ``Let's roll.''

Let's roll. That's goddamn profound.

And I'd like to be the first to cash in on it. Please pass the link to my new Let's Roll, America Store to everyone you know. I want every blue-collar worker in the nation to be wearing one of these by week's end. I promise to buy treats for everyone with the proceeds from my overpriced jingoistic products.


Hurray America!

Of course, the time I took to put this store together counts toward my 2000 hours of volunteer time, right?