9:47 AM
Apparently Jesus is in Milwaukee.

My favorite line from the article: "A computer tracing of the image (pictured right) makes it easier to see for yourself." Listen, if I need a computer tracing to see the image, is it really clear enough to be a Divine Message?

My second favorite line, which I assign OD readers to diagram immediately: "That if it is meant for me to know anything I pray that I will find out."

As one final bit of entertainment, isolate the first five paragraphs of the story and you'll see that they make a nice little palindrome: Woman sees image in tree, image is amazing, what's amazing is image, image is in tree seen by woman.

Quality journalism, that story.