11:21 PM
THERE AINīT NO SECOND CHANCE AGAINST THE THING WITH FORTY EYES
--from "Thriller"

And people say Michael Jackson isn't one of our generation's wisest men. I mean, that sounds pretty smart; if I saw a creature with forty eyes, first thing I would do is start to figure out how I'm going to explain my ninth-grade profanity habit to the bouncer outside whatever afterlife I'm about to visit...

Currently I'm in the middle of a game of "Who Will Get Annoyed First?", trading Thriller references, pictures, and web links (including some Neat-O Thriller MIDI) with somebody here at work. My holy grail would be to find a copy of the video somewhere on the web, but thus far no dice. If you know where to find one, email me.